…Y’know, they’re kinda cute, in a terrifying sort of way.
(Source: deadpools)
Tracks
Was your ass forged by Sauron?
Because that shit looks precious.‘I cannot understand the fiery letters,’ he said.
‘No, but I can,’ Gandalf answered. ‘The letters are Asslish, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Sphinctor, which I shall not utter here. But in the common tongue this is what it says:’
“One butt to shake it all, one butt to grind them.
One butt to drop down low and to the dance floor bind them.”
if you think that link is some cool badass hero i think we may be playing a different series
I think the ratio is more like 3:1 adorkable to badass
so for every three
there is one
(Source: vietnamesecrystal)
This was hung up in a hallway in my school. I still can’t get over how amazing it is.
(Source: facethatdamnmusic)
Make Love NOT War (the hippies were right)
holy shit where do I buy one tho
i don’t even care that A&M invented it holy shit
gotta catch up, UT
All the men:
All the women:
All the lesbians:
All the gay men
perfect post is perfect
(Source: iraffiruse)
![theprettiestman:
benedictusantonius:
musingsaboutnothing:
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcvmu0FGq1qajoyio1_250.gif)
![theprettiestman:
benedictusantonius:
musingsaboutnothing:
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcvmu0FGq1qajoyio2_250.gif)
![theprettiestman:
benedictusantonius:
musingsaboutnothing:
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcvmu0FGq1qajoyio3_250.gif)
![theprettiestman:
benedictusantonius:
musingsaboutnothing:
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcvmu0FGq1qajoyio4_250.gif)
![theprettiestman:
benedictusantonius:
musingsaboutnothing:
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcvmu0FGq1qajoyio5_250.gif)
![theprettiestman:
benedictusantonius:
musingsaboutnothing:
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcvmu0FGq1qajoyio6_250.gif)
![theprettiestman:
benedictusantonius:
musingsaboutnothing:
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcvmu0FGq1qajoyio7_250.gif)
![theprettiestman:
benedictusantonius:
musingsaboutnothing:
roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcvmu0FGq1qajoyio8_250.gif)
Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
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Extreme close-ups of human eyes by Suren Manvelyan
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how do you tell a guy politely you want to push him against a wall and make out with him
one wishes to reposition you unto the nearest structure and acquaint our faces in a feverish manner
that was beautiful
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(Source: thisisnohappyeverafter)
